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• I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
• Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me. And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
  Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than to have to have a frontal lobotomy....
• I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
  -- Fred Allen [Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]...
• I'm an agnostic. I can't decide whether or not there's a Goddess. -- the future Mrs. Stilt Ma
• Your bottle is already full.
• I gotta me a lobotomy.