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I can't always control what my mind thinks!
I can't begin to describe how happy I am.
I can't be humble -- it's just not honest.
I can't be late--I just got here.
I can't believe I actually own my own house. I'm looking at a house and it's two hundred grand.
The realtor says, "It's got a great view....
I can't believe it! You actually found a practical use for geometry." -- The Simpso
I can't believe I wrote that whole thing.
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't believe that Henry Kissinger actually said `Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
' I loved Edie's comment: `The bombing of Vietnam shows what it takes for him to get it up!...
I can't believe that of 100,000 sperm you were quickest.

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