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I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to tape their albums. -- Margaret Smith
I can't get experience without a job. I can't get a job without experience. -- Johnny
I can't get no satisfaction. -- the glimmer twi
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. -- the Wizard of Oz
I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me.
I can't go to no stonin' today!
I can't grow up--I'm too old
I can't have a baby! -- Sam Becke
I can't hear what you're saying because of the noise of the celery I'm chewing in my ears.
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
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