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I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure. -- John D. Rockefelle
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
-- Dwight David Eisenhow...
I can't imagine myself ever getting big enough to do two thing
have a cartoon series about myself or wave from a float. -- Richard Lewi...
I can tolerate a little abstinence if the other person does it in moderation.
I can't over the hill, yet...I'm still climbing hard.
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend.
I can trace my s back 8 generations.
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
I can't read anything. The light is too bad.
I can't relax, 'cause I'm a Boinger! -- Steve Dallas (Bloom County)
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