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I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper!
I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I can't think of anything more relaxing than being locked in a moving car with YOU for about 300 hours, little pal.
"That's really sweet, Sam. I may weep openly." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Polic...
I can't think of anything that remotely fits the subject.
I can't unclasp my hands.
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands....
I can't understand it; induction always worked before...
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Alle...
I can't understand why everyone nowadays has such a low opinion of marital sex.
I can turn off my modem. I can turn off my modem. I ca

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