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I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, plea...
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer. -- Carol Siskind
I can't C with my AI closed.
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six......
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderso
I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!! I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
I can't do anything to the death - doctor's orders." -- Woody Allen, "Love and death

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