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I can't drive 55.
I can't drive 55. I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life.
The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. -- Mark Twai...
I can tell a Moriarty when I see one. This crime is from London, not America.
-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Valley of Fea...
I can tell I'm getting older. I'm starting to use "old people" cliches.
The other day I actually told someone I slept like a baby....
I can tell where my own shoe pinches me; and you must not think, sir, to catch old birds with chaff.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap. v...
I can tell you in two words: im possible. -- Samuel Goldwy
I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
-- HAL 9000...
I can't face the world in the morning. I must have coffee before I can speak.
-- Joseph Cotton in Shadow of a Doub...
I can't get ACAD12 to work on my TRS-80...

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