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• I was just looking at her name tag, Honest.
• Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the best that I can.
• The best of men That e'er wore earth about him was a suffere
  A soft, meek, patient, humble, tranquil spirit, The first true gentleman that ever breathed....
• Honest honey, I was at the office!
• It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
• The world is a powder keg, and I but a humble flame.
• ZIP Object placed in clothing, designed to get stuck at the most inconvenient and/or embarrassing times.
  When placed in men's trousers, the humble zip can be lethal, or at least very painful....
• I'm just looking at your nametag, honest!