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I can see the hate that was there; I can see the bigotry.
I can see it from his perspective....
I can see the time when every city will have one.
-- An American mayor's reaction to the news of the invention of the telephone...
I can see where your daughter gets her ready wit...
I thank you. ...although where she gets her good looks and charm is perhaps more of a mystery....
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese?
They probably break down into their various gases be...
I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
I can smell my nose hairs.
I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary day
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his.
Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no ma...
I can take a noun and bend it. Gimme a noun!
I can talk about Weight Watchers with affection--even though I was on their casualty list.
The thing I remember most about Weight Watchers was the weekly meetings ....

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