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I can't sing, but I can rhyme, give me a contract, anytime!
I cant spell worth a dam. I hope your going too tell me what to do?
Don't worry about how your articles look. Remember it's the message that counts, not the way it's presented....
I can't stand burnt toast and I loathe bus stations. -- The Docto
I can't stand intolerant people. -- Tore Adolfso
I can't stand it anymore and I don't even know what it is!
I can't stand this proliferation of paperwork. It's useless to fight the forms, you've got to kill the people producing them.
-- Vladimir Kabaidze, General Director of the Ivanovo Machine Building W...
I can't stand working with these morons anymore... rm -r /
I can't stop my leg!!!
I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh
I can't take your call right now, at the tone, hang up.

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