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I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book!
I can't believe you haven't had sex in 200 years." "204 if you count my marriage.
-- Woody Allen, "Sleepe...
I can't be out of money! I still have some checks left!
I can't be out of RAM; I still have hard disk space left!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have more cheques!
I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting.
I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember.
I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something ab...
I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....

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