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I bought a few more though and I will enter some from them as I read.
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -- Steven Wrigh
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I'm gonna find a tractor that small. -- Steven Wrigh
I bought an exercise bicycle two years ago. It has an eighth of a mile on it.
See, what happened is, I discovered that the handlebars fit my sport jacket perfectly....
I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep
he record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. -- Steven Wrigh...
I bought Jane Fonda's exercise book. I use it as a snack tray.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Steven Wrigh...

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