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IBM: When you care enough to spend the very most.
I BM, You BM, They BM, We all BM for IBM.
IBM: you can buy better, but you can't pay more
I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
I bought a battery holder, it's called a diskman.
I bought a blank tape at the stereo store, and came home and put it on my stereo.
A few minutes later there's a knock at my door. It's a neighbor complaining....
I bought a cassette tape on how to be successful. It was one of those subliminal tapes, a motivational cassette.
It was $19.95 and it kept saying, "Don't ask for your money back, don't ask for you...
I bought a computer to save time ..
I bought a cordless extension cord.
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. -- Steven Wrigh...

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