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I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic.
He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt. -- Larry Amoro...
I bought myself a new car and the first thing I done was grease it all over--so the finance company can't get a hold of it.
-- Rod Brasfield...
I bought some land that was kind of cheap. It was on someone else's property. -- Steven Wrigh
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
I bought the latest computer; it came fully loaded.
It was guaranteed for 90 days, but in 30 was outmoded!...
I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
I installed it backwards by accide...
IBP: Insert Bug and Proceed
I brake for brick walls.
I brake for chezlogs!

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