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• Feed Jane Fonda to the whales.
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• I want a meal, not a snack.
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• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
• I had two heart attacks before I bought this exercise bicycle.
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• How do Jane Fonda & Bill Clinton differ? Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.