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• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one - Nancy. Note...
• How many cabbage patch dolls -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  the question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
• How many French farmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new light bulb....
• How many Liverpool supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  96. One to change it and 95 to get killed in the crush when the whole city turns up to watch....
• How many people -- does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?
  ? Five. A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple......
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many paranoids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  JUST EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH? HUH?...