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• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll document it in the manual....
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• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to change a light bulb.
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• How many Lisp programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.