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• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Hey man, screwing objectifies the LB...
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many pro-lifers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six: two to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began....
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....