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  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many Essex Girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw in Cortina...
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw the poo...
• How many efficiency experts -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
• How many cataloguers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but the Library of Congress has to do it first....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...