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• How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  MY GOD!! IT BURNT OUT!! SELL ALL MY G.E. STOCK NOW!!!!!...
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many waiters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye....
• How many contrabassoon players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to work out whether it'll work in the future....
• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...