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• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make sure the stack of manuals doesn't tip over....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!...
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  That depends; what color is the bulb?...
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb? Please let us know!
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
• How many SAS men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to shout GO! GO! GO!...
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It can't be done yet. "Light bulb" is more than 8 characters long....