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• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb!...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Al Gore) As usual, the other left-wing wacko candidates are putting forth solutions that moderate Southerners won't cotton to on Super Tuesday....
• How many presidential candidates -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Less and less all the time....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life into this campaign....