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• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None of your fuckin' business, get outta my way!...
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They have the girls do it....
• How many Native Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have council fires instead....