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• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb isn't bright enough....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• Q: How many Internet Explorer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. Their light bulbs are integrated in to the fixtures and can not be changed....
• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Capricorns can't afford new light bulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense....
• How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
• How many Politically Correct Clergy -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Politically Correct Clergy do not change light bulbs. They ban light bulb jokes....
• How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....