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  Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....
• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
• How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Virgos don't have time to change their own light bulbs....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the 'Bluffer's Guide to Changing Light Bulbs....