How Many Games Machine Programmers -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light-bulb?

How many procrastinators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb....
How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs....
How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many Oliver Norths -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....
How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....