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• How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
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  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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