How Many Feminists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to wait for a federal agency to send someone to screw it in....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change it and one to threaten to do a Lorena Bobbitt on any man who tries to interfere....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harassment lawsuit on behalf of the bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If a feminist does screw in a light bulb, it will be up to the government or the father to support any children resulting from such a sexual act....