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  None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know....
• How many theoretical physicists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  If you know how many, you can't know if they've done it yet....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The change is 90 percent complete....
• How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll fix it in software....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll document it in the manual....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project....