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• How many Nitpicks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all the mistakes the bulb-changer made!...
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  That depends; what color is the bulb?...
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Of course, as everyone knows, just five years ago all it took was a bunch of kids in a garage in Palo Alto to change a light bulb....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many magicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on what you want to change it into....
• How many witches -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It depends on what you want them to change it into....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....