-- How many
egotists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to
revolve around him.
egotists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to
revolve around him.
Related:
- How many
Harvard/Oxford students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world... - Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve... - How many
SAS programmers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many? It depends : - If they are applications programmers... - How many
blondes
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around... - How many
university students
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around... - How many
University of Washington Husky football fans (or any
over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention
to minutia surrounding "their" team)
-
does it take to change a light bulb? A million and... - How many
fighter pilots
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one because the world revolves around him... - How many
alt.folklore.urban readers
-- does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody... - How many
philosophers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing...
