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• How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many? It depends : - If they are applications programmers, it takes exactly twice as many as are currently available....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it....
• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....
• How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....