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• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Mike Dukakis) In Massachusetts, my enlightened government has made it unnecessary for people to screw in their own light bulbs, as we have put thousands of former welfare recipients to work for the Dept....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when we haven't even taken the first step, and that is to remove the old bulb....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Jesse Jackson) Changing the light bulb is a partial solution at best....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 50's....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Al Gore) As usual, the other left-wing wacko candidates are putting forth solutions that moderate Southerners won't cotton to on Super Tuesday....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...