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• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many system administrators -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? What light bulb?
• Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?...
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....