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• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Richard Gephart) It doesn't matter whether the bulb is changed or no...
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life into this campaign....
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Mike Dukakis) In Massachusetts, my enlightened government has made it unnecessary for people to screw in their own light bulbs, as we have put thousands of former welfare recipients to work for the Dept....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!...
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Jesse Jackson) Changing the light bulb is a partial solution at best....