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• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
• How many orgy attenders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as possible, and don't ask what they do with the old bulb....
• How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
  None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.