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• How many dyslexics (sp?) -- does it take to bulb a like change?
  10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to missread the manual (sp?)....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10. One to change the light bulb and the other 9 to discuss how John Bonham (or Steve Gadd) would have done it !...
• How many Arabs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....