-- How many
Branch Davidians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they provide their own illumination.
Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for
him to stand on.
Branch Davidians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they provide their own illumination.
Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for
him to stand on.
Related:
- How many
Oregonians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest... - How many
elephants
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to stand on a trunk to do it... - How many
Torontonians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty-one to do it and the other forty-nine to proclaim... - How many
soccer players
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards... - How many
sopranos
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss... - How many
actors
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine. One to climb the ladder and replace the bulb... - How many
Sun readers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder... - How many
<ethnics>
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder... - How many
Zen masters
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Zen masters carry their own light...
