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  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many sado-masochists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to kick the chair out from under him....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many American footballers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble....
• How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....
• How many blues musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a light bulb there and the other to play harp....