Related:

• How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• How many Politically Correct Clergy -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Politically Correct Clergy do not change light bulbs. They ban light bulb jokes....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many African Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many Maoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but first he has to determine the correct path....