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• Old frogs never die, But they do croak!
• It was the saying of Bion, that though the boys throw stones at frogs in sport, yet the frogs do not die in sport but in earnest.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Which are the most crafty, Water or Land Animals? 7...
• How did the poet Mayakovsky die?" "Suicide." "What were his last words?
  "'Don't shoot, comrades!'...
• How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
• How do you know you are not immortal untill you die.
• Life is wonderful, but of course a few people do die.
  I've noticed how thoughtful they are - they manage to die in alphabetical order....
• Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
• What do you call frogs sauteed in egg and milk? Fried toads. -- Loni Anderso