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How do you tell the difference between a white owl and a gay owl?
The white owl says "Who, Who". The gay owl says "Yoowho, Yoowho"....
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How do you tickle a JAP? Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
How do you uncover greatness in a city so poor that a man will provoke another man into an argument just so that his donkey can be eating the other man's grass while they argue?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How dull it is to pause, to make an end, To rust unburnish'd, not to shine in use,-- As tho' to breathe were life!
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Ulysse...
How'd we ever get this far?
Howd'ya hide money from a Hippie? Put it under the soap!
Howdyall!
Howdy Data! Howrya'll doin?! <*slap*> <*CLICK*> <*clunk*>.

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