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How do YOU spell computer?
How do you spell RELIEF? DISK_SPACE!
How do you spell relief? OS/2!
How do you spot a leader? They come in all ages, shapes and conditions.
Some are poor administrators, some are not overly bright....
How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit cards.
How do you stop volcanos from erupting? Give them earth control pills.
How do you straighten a bent pipe? Bend it!
How do you stun a Klingon? Give 'em the bill for all that ghak they ate.
How do you tell the blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard. -- Heard on a local radio statio
How do you tell the difference between an electrical fire and a chemical fire?
You use a fire distinguisher, of course. -- Dave Asche...

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