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• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....
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  We'll know as soon as one gets off the couch and does it....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
• How many freelance biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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