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• The thick plottens. -- Nigel Rees, A year of Boobs and Blunde
• But this one goes to eleven. -- Nigel Tufnel
• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
• One crime is concealed by the commission of another. -- Seneca
• Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have never even heard of.
  -- Nigel...
• How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
• In many if not most elections, the consequences come to about the same result as two bald men fighting over a comb.
  Whichever one gets elected is going to commission the design of a new comb, and it is going to be expensive....