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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Do you know that disease and death must needs overtake us, no matter what we are doing?
  What do you wish to be doing when it overtakes you?...
• The following is from an editorial in the Midvale Observer, a local newspaper.
  "Ever since the 1950's when television sets began to appear in the average home, the rate of crimes committed by teenagers in the country of Alta has steadily increased....
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do.
  -- John Steinbeck...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Parables of an incarcerated man: If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hot dogs?
  Was Robin Hood's mother know as Mother Hood? How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?...
• What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
  -- Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...