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QOTD: "I Used To Jog, But The Ice Kept Bouncing Out Of My Glass.
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"I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."
Related:
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
I would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.
QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillip...
QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.
I'd love to, but... I have to jog my memory. -- 93 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
QOTD: All I want is more than my fair share.
QOTD: "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying.
