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• I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her.
  -- Hoyt Axton in a marvelous Pizza Hut commercial...
• I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
• To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother -- I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.
• QOTD: "My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let her husband work.
• When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman.
  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. -- Robert Schuma...
• A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
  To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....
• QOTD: "I treat her like a throughbred, and she's STILL a nag!
• I have heard a well-built woman compared in her motion to a ship under sail, yet I would advise no wise man to be her owner if her freight be nothing but what she carries between wind and water.
  -- Francis Osborne (advising his son not to marry a beautiful but poor girl) Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV....
• My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let her husband work.