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• QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE?
  Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great......
• QOTD: "I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza.
  I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her....
• I don't know if she likes this, but in a way I treat her as a staff person.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, referring to Marily...
• She was a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
• She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.
• She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.
• This is a new ship, boy, but she's got the right name.
  Now you remember that, you hear? "I will, sir." You treat her like a lady....
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.