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• White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
  That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair....
• White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
  That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair....
• QOTD: "It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or if the ace is missing from his deck altogether.
• QOTD: "He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day.
• QOTD: "I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the dog for dinner.
• QOTD: "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything.
• QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.
• QOTD: Silence is the only virtue he has left.