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• QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job.
• I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
• Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America.
  If I'm not there, I go to work -- Robert Orbe...
• Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America.
  If I'm not there, I go to work" -- Robert Orbe...
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
• QOTD: "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back all of my stuff.
• I go to work to catch up on my sleep....